Paradise City Re-done feat. Slash, Cyprus Hill and Fergie

Check out this B-side to Slash's new single "Sahara"

I want you to make my bumper sticker!

So you heard me on the air, I want you to make my bumper sticker. Basically you'll get all the creidt for it and I'll give it to people so you could brag. Here's the guidelines:

MUST INCLUDE

ALL MIXED UP

REQUEST

1866 20 rocks

lazy e

979 x

Now you could include other words like songs, artists, just make sure the above is in and get creative.

my email is lazy_e@979x.com

Running into random people

How cool is it to run into random people like former pro-wrestler George the Animal Steele...and his tung is still green...wierd

CAVE's Official Facebook

Well the ongoing quest to figure who Cave (C-Aw-V) is gets a little better as the guys finally made a facebook.

Cave's Official Facebook

Follow them with me and maybe we'll crack this bands code

Kanye West Doesn't like Lazy E

So by now you know about rapper Kanye West harassing 19 year old country singer Taylor Swift.

Well it was only a matter of time before Kanye went after rock and I was the victim. I took a screen shot of my website last night after learning of the horrible attack.

//kanyelicio.us/http://lazyetown.blogspot.com

Someone stop him

CAVE "I'M ON A ROOF" SONG FOR YOU

So after talking to Ewin McSwaggin of Cave on the phone, he gave me permission to post this free download of their first single "I'm on a Roof"

http://www.garageband.com/artist/CaveBand

(it's on the right side of the page, if it doesn't work, just listen below on their music video)

Next week Ewin promised me an official myspace or facebook so we could see who the heck they are and what their all about.

Who is Cave?

So here is what we know about the band.

Cave is pronounced C-AW-V

They used a picture from our Roof-A-Thon in their psuedo video

That's about it.

I plan on investigating this week and updating you about this mystery band called "Cave" next week.

Lacuna Coil Speaks!

Thought you Lacuna Coil fans may enjoy

The E Hawk

Well took me awhile and a day late but here it is...

Contraversy at it's best

Finally I reveal to you something that will blow your mind!

In fact if I go missing after tonight, you can assume the Government has taken my life for giving away such info

So as you may have figured from the post before, that is a picture of the one and only Mrs. Buttersworth

A lovable syrup lady or scandalous wench? You see Mrs. Buttersworth may have greeted your breakfast with charm, sweetness and a hint of stickiness (that's what she said), but her true plan is Meal Domination.

In comes the one and only Aunt Jamima

Ah yes the hottie of hotcakes, the pancake partier, the sultan of swat...Anyways she is the reason you want Mrs. Buttersworth. She provides you with hot round goodness to pour that warm sugary syrup on. Harmless right? Hardly.

I am here today to reveal that this is one big monopoly. Yes I am here to say Mrs. Buttersworth is Aunt Jamima

Look at these two (or as we are finding out one) buxom beauties. See the similarities, see the joyful and unmistakable love for breakfast? It's been right there in front of our eyes. Mrs. Jamima as we now will call her is a fraud and is out to dominate our breakfast domain. We must unite 979x listeners against this breakfast beast.

Oh and you may be wondering who's the grand conspirator? I leave you with this

So it's been some time

Well big suprise I didn't make my own deadline for a blog, anyways I promised contraversy and I got that for you, but because of me working my morning job I can't quite post it just yet, but to let you know, by the end of the day you will see what I'm talking about.

To give you a tease, it involves this:

Holy Dunk

Take that Lebron

How Tasteless is this

I know it was just the Taco Bell Dog, but the opening lines were not necessary...

STOP! Hammer Time

Greatest thing ever done!

I've found out how to be the most famous D.J. EVER!

So in lieu (I used the word lieu, you know this is going to be good) of Crisco naming his listeners Greasers, I've decided to name all of you. You are now, the totally original name...

Christians!


I now have an estimated 2.1 billion followers

WHAT YOU SAY?!?

Schfifty Five!

If you have somehow missed this on your search for the perfect internet video (Yea even the dirty ones, you filthy, filthy listener), then you must watch to understand the humor of the Lazy E

R.I.P. Little Pop Pop

...that's what I called him when I was little. I guess you get a little caught up in the "He's too tough, he can't die" mentallity.

Til I see you again

OMG this is amazing...and yes I still like women

Ok, so this may make me less of a man and more of a chick, but you could blame the good Michelle Taylor for informing me of this.

If this reunion happens, I promise you there will be an All Mixed Up Tribute

Video Recaps | Full Episodes | Webisodes

Why is Lazy E Gone?

Well I suppose now is the time to end the cryptic messages and if you listened to Jim Bone either Wednesday or Friday, you probably know by now that Lazy E isn't leaving 979 x, but my lazy e is gone.

Here is a before picture of my wonderful mug

Now after Thursday's cutting and tightening session (that's what she said)

Gotta love my wonderful vampire blood eyes (maybe they'll stay for Mayhem Fest, it could fit)

Anyways, this leaves me wondering, Do I keep the name Lazy E? Post a comment below and let me know or email me Lazy_e@979x.com

Oh and so you could see a final result, I give you my first ever myspace-esque mirror pose:

An early reveal to why Lazy E is gone?

I know it's a little late to be posting this, but if you're an early reader to 979x blogs, listen to Jim Bone this morning to hear why Lazy E is gone, or else keep it here for more updates

Lazy E Gone?

Well I announced it Saturday, but still can't divolge what the deal with the Lazy E being gone.

I can say I am pretty damn nervous though, keep it here for updates soon

Badass Listener Photo

Sent in by a listener, this may be the most badass picture of Crisco and I. This will be our future album cover for our band Loser

Why oh why must I be so stupid

So yes, this He-Man blog is a little late, let me share you a story of stupidity...

On Sunday afternoon around 5p I grabbed myself a fine cup of coffee and sat down at my laptop ready to show you my genious. After about an hour of picture searching and writing I come up with another amazing connection with He-Man the movie.

Running out the door I quickly go to post the blog, or so I think...

Today someone tells me, where is the He-Man post? I start to get in panic mode as I head to my blog and notice, it never posted. Yes wonderful rushing out the door for no good reason caused this blog to be kaput.

My plan, somehow gain the energy to post this blog again a.s.a.p.

I weep now

Bikes and Breasts here I come!

Off to Mahoopany for the Bikes and Breasts Bizaar from 1 til 3. Could get a 2 hour tattoo for $100 bucks if you have military ID, in uniform, V-A card, or just riding on a bike. Pretty sweet. (directions on the home page)

Unfortunately this will put a delay on me proving He-Man connects the world. Expect an update tonight maybe around 7-9. Thanks for your patients, now back to your regularly scheduled blog...

Blue Haired Lazy E

Can ya tell?

He-Man Connected to Bruce Springsteem

Finally boys and girls time for another installment of

How He-Man Connects the World, I'm your host Lazy E.

Today we'll connect He-Man the Movie to Bruce Springsteen and again this is an easy one to ease you into the whole philosophy.

First we start with an acttress who just needed a little boost to reach the superstardom that she owns right now.

That start was as Julie Winston in...you guessed it, He-Man the Movie

And now most of you know where I'm going with this, with some luck, a well known singer caught eye of this young Friend and decided she's perfect...To Dance in the Dark

Unfortunately YouTube won't let me put the video on here (Damn you Bruce!) but if you just take this minor inconvenience you will see the video that united Bruce Spingsteen to Courtney Cox.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk8VZgJkpeg

And there you have it 979x Land, Bruce Springsteen Seduced Courney Cox all because of He-Man the Movie.

Reviting isn't it.

If you want me to link someone to this wonderful movie, let me know lazy_e@979x.com

A HeMan Update

Another link to He-man the movie coming tonight, yes it is delayed from when I said Saturday night, but because of internet troubles at home and my pure laziness (I am Lazy E) it didn't happen.

Stay Tuned Tonight...

Happy Cinco De Mayo

In Honor of Cinco De Mayo, please everyone take the time to drink a 5th of Mayonnaise

Does He-Man Connect the World?

Well time to put up or shut up. If you read in the below blog entry, you'll see I am very confident you could relate everyone back to He-Man the Movie.

Here we Go...

In this first test run, we'll start out easy and connect the movie to Carl Weathers:

Now you may be saying "Hmm, he looks familiar". Well maybe it'll jog your memory if I show Carl in all his U.S. pride

"Ah ha!" you say. Carl Weathers was Apollo Creed in Rocky IV. Now how is this U.S. loving actor related to the theatrical master piece that is He-Man the Movie?

Well it's actually not that hard to do. You see that lovable bloody man above is Ivan Drago, the man who killed Apollo Creed in Rocky IV. Now before being the evil Russian Ivan, actor Dolph Lundgren played another muscle touting man...

YES, Dolph Lundgren played the one and only He-Man.

Now not only does this prove that He-Man is a killing Russian communist, but also accoplishes my goal of connecting Carl Weathers to He-man the Movie.

Mind blowing isn't it? Well at the very least it hurt your head reading it. But I won't stop there, there are more people to connect to this wonderful movie known as He-man.

If you have someone you want connected email me @ lazy_e@979x.com

The Big Reveal

Well better late Thursday than not at all.

My big revelation is...

That all people are related in some form to He-Man the Movie

Much like the "Six Degrees of Seperation of Kevin Bacon", over the next couple of week I will link anyone and anything to He-Man the live action movie. Now I promise you I will stretch the limits and go over the six degrees, but I also promise to blow your mind.

Prepare for a mindgasm...

THE ANNOUNCEMENT IS...

Well we had a snag. The internet at my casa went down til about now, so instead of giving you a half-you know what at it, it has been pushed back til tomorrow (Thursday). Did I just pull an Axl? Yes, but do I have a friend called Buckethead? Unfortunately no

COMING SOON...

Alright 979x Nation, I know I have been quite the slacker on the blog life. Heck I haven't even ragged on Crisco in awhile (Don't see that as a sign of weakness Crisco)

But the drought ends soon with an amazing revelation coming WEDNESDAY to the Lazy E Blog.


Stay Tuned

Phillies Phans and Sports Fans Alike Mourn

As a kid watching Phillies games all the way up to today, you always knew you were on the right channel by hearing one guy. Harry Kalas, announcer for the Phils for decades, the voice of NFL Films and Campbells Soup commercials, died in the broadcast booth yesterday while getting ready for an afternoon game in D.C. While it was a dark day for the fans, what a movie like way to go out as a Broadcaster.

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 1936-2009

When will Crisco stop?

Crisco showing his photography skills

SAN JOSE, Costa Rica (AP) -- New England Patriots star Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen reportedly were married again on Saturday.
Al Dia, a Costa Rican newspaper, reported Sunday that 50 guests attended the wedding in Santa Teresa, a beachside town.
French news agency Agence France-Presse reported that one of its photographers said a bodyguard for Bundchen shot at his car after he refused to give up his camera. Al Dia photographer Rolando Aviles says he was also in the car and has filed a police complaint. Nobody was hurt.
"I have no knowledge of the events being described," Don Yee, Brady's agent, told The Associated Press in an e-mail on Sunday night. "Additionally, security personnel have reported they do not have any knowledge of such an event. Given this, I have no other comment."
The newspaper said the Brazilian supermodel wore blue and the quarterback beige for the ceremony.
The couple were reportedly first married in the United States in February.

Way to ruin a wedding Crisco. With all complaints and large file emails, hit up Crisco@979x.com

Metallica's Rock'n Roll Hall of Fame Induction (FULL THING)

Check it out!

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=117546

Crisco: A Corporate Scandal?

http://www.979x.com/goout.asp?u=http://crisco979x.blogspot.com/

When you click the above link, you'll notice it's our resident D.J., Crisco's blog.

An blog that teaches and informs, I could respect that...til the March 30th entry.

If you notice, there's an image advertising photobucket. Now I know what most of you are thinking "Lazy E, it's just a corrupt image". Oh naive reader it's not your fault you can't see behind the smoke screen that is Crisco.

This is a blatant corporate selling trap and as a top investor in photobucket, Crisco should be ashamed.

In the blogs to follow, I plan on revealing the true colors of Crisco.

Detective E is on the case

Random Thought

Why do you people say "Word Of Mouth"

Where else would the word come out of? Your foot?

That is all

DROWNING POOL 'One Of The Best Survival Stories In Rock'

Here's some comments from Motley Crue's Nikki Sixx on Drowning Pool:

Eleven Seven Music President Nikki Sixx (of MÖTLEY CRÜE) remarks, "DROWNING POOL is one of the best survival stories in rock right now. For a band to be on its third album, with their third lead singer and finally reaching the Top 10 with their third single from an album released almost two years ago, is a remarkable feat. I'm excited that DROWNING POOL will have the opportunity to play in front of hundreds of thousands of dedicated rock fans across America as part of Crüe Fest 2 tour this summer."

Answers to When is Too Soon

Glad to see some responses to my question and guys take notes

When do you ask for the second date?:

Kim from Drums: "2 days, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't talk to the person before then"

Sam (Girl) from LCCC (Pretty sure she doesn't live there): "Well it all depends on if you were a bad date or not"

And finally got a guy response

Chuck from Wapwallopen: "You don't ask, you just say lets go here tonight. Make it seem like it's already implied"

Thanks ladies (and Chuck). Keep'em coming in lazy_e@979x.com

When is too soon?

Not a goof post? What is going on? So serious question for the girls out there.

When do you ask for the second date?

lazy_e@979x.com

Is puke smell appetizing?

Random Thought for today...

Why does a certain restaurant, that sells really good sundaes (Legally can't say name), smell like puke. Some with just a hint of it and some full blown.

I mean they're friendly people there, but I always have to hurry and go because of it.

If you know what I'm talking about and know why, let me know.

lazy_e@979x.com

No Star Basketball Team

After a hard fought battle that came down to the wire, the teams get together for a school photo

What school is next?

N.K.O.T.B.

THE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK

The Ides of March

A day late but let us not forget the Ides of March


R.I.P. Julius "J-Dawg" Cesar

HAPPY PI DAY!

Turning a New Leaf

Ok so if you haven't noticed I don't really update this thing as much as I should. Is it laziness? Partially (It's in the name). But I think it mainly has to do with a subconscious hatred for a blog.


Let me explain. When I hear the word blog I think of two types of people:


Type A: The Uppity Cheerleader

Yes, the one that just has to tell about her entire day, brush stroke by brush stroke. She'll tell you such intriguing things like which Jonas Brother (or as she'll call it Jo'Bro) is her "bestie" or what the new spring color is.


Or there is

Type B: The Emo Kid














Let me stroke me acoustic guitar as I explain this type. This blogger is the one who will tell you of their daily tragedies like having to do homework and getting grounded by the parents. A type B is the one you'll find at Perkins at odd hours of the night, drinking their pitcher of coffee, and talking vaguely of politics so it seems as though they're "in touch" with whats going on.

So with me desperately not wanting to be in either of these types, I've decided that I either have to A. Find a new word instead of blog or B. Change the stigma of the word blog.

Now plan A would probably be the easiest and less time consuming, but I'm on a crusade. No longer will people view blogs as a way for a girl to talk about the difference between Snuggies and Slankets. No more will you hear "Oh he has a blog, he must cut himself". No, no people. This is a new generation of bloggers *shudders* and I want you to join me!

Make a blog. "Follow me" and I'll "Follow you"

VIVA La BLOG!

Some of videos that are pretty cool







What are yours? lazy_e@979x.com

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