Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Why oh why must I be so stupid

So yes, this He-Man blog is a little late, let me share you a story of stupidity...

On Sunday afternoon around 5p I grabbed myself a fine cup of coffee and sat down at my laptop ready to show you my genious. After about an hour of picture searching and writing I come up with another amazing connection with He-Man the movie.

Running out the door I quickly go to post the blog, or so I think...

Today someone tells me, where is the He-Man post? I start to get in panic mode as I head to my blog and notice, it never posted. Yes wonderful rushing out the door for no good reason caused this blog to be kaput.

My plan, somehow gain the energy to post this blog again a.s.a.p.

I weep now

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Bikes and Breasts here I come!

Off to Mahoopany for the Bikes and Breasts Bizaar from 1 til 3. Could get a 2 hour tattoo for $100 bucks if you have military ID, in uniform, V-A card, or just riding on a bike. Pretty sweet. (directions on the home page)

Unfortunately this will put a delay on me proving He-Man connects the world. Expect an update tonight maybe around 7-9. Thanks for your patients, now back to your regularly scheduled blog...

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Thursday, May 14, 2009

He-Man Connected to Bruce Springsteem

Finally boys and girls time for another installment of

How He-Man Connects the World, I'm your host Lazy E.

Today we'll connect He-Man the Movie to Bruce Springsteen and again this is an easy one to ease you into the whole philosophy.

First we start with an acttress who just needed a little boost to reach the superstardom that she owns right now.

That start was as Julie Winston in...you guessed it, He-Man the Movie

And now most of you know where I'm going with this, with some luck, a well known singer caught eye of this young Friend and decided she's perfect...To Dance in the Dark
Unfortunately YouTube won't let me put the video on here (Damn you Bruce!) but if you just take this minor inconvenience you will see the video that united Bruce Spingsteen to Courtney Cox.
And there you have it 979x Land, Bruce Springsteen Seduced Courney Cox all because of He-Man the Movie.
Reviting isn't it.
If you want me to link someone to this wonderful movie, let me know lazy_e@979x.com

A HeMan Update

Another link to He-man the movie coming tonight, yes it is delayed from when I said Saturday night, but because of internet troubles at home and my pure laziness (I am Lazy E) it didn't happen.

Stay Tuned Tonight...

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Happy Cinco De Mayo

In Honor of Cinco De Mayo, please everyone take the time to drink a 5th of Mayonnaise

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Does He-Man Connect the World?

Well time to put up or shut up. If you read in the below blog entry, you'll see I am very confident you could relate everyone back to He-Man the Movie.
Here we Go...
In this first test run, we'll start out easy and connect the movie to Carl Weathers:

Now you may be saying "Hmm, he looks familiar". Well maybe it'll jog your memory if I show Carl in all his U.S. pride

"Ah ha!" you say. Carl Weathers was Apollo Creed in Rocky IV. Now how is this U.S. loving actor related to the theatrical master piece that is He-Man the Movie?

Well it's actually not that hard to do. You see that lovable bloody man above is Ivan Drago, the man who killed Apollo Creed in Rocky IV. Now before being the evil Russian Ivan, actor Dolph Lundgren played another muscle touting man...

YES, Dolph Lundgren played the one and only He-Man.
Now not only does this prove that He-Man is a killing Russian communist, but also accoplishes my goal of connecting Carl Weathers to He-man the Movie.
Mind blowing isn't it? Well at the very least it hurt your head reading it. But I won't stop there, there are more people to connect to this wonderful movie known as He-man.
If you have someone you want connected email me @ lazy_e@979x.com