Yes, it's nearly 2 months removed from the holiday, but buzzfeed.com posted a list of
50 Things You'll Never Get For Christmas Again and it depressed me, so I thought I would make you feel the same
1. These stylin' roller skates:
2. Or a fresh pair of Moon Shoes/shoes that will wreck your ankles:
3. The best movie tie-in ever, the Talkboy:
4. A robot dog that does flips, the Poo-chi:
5. The hip alternative to the Game Boy:
6. Or the original Game Boy:
7. Or maybe the ORIGINAL MP3 player:
8. Lazer Tag: the much less wet alternative to Super Soakers:
12. A whole bunch of sweet, sweet orange tapes:
13. Or the original portable DVD player:
14. One of these bad boys:
15. The Rolls-Royce of two-wheeled vehicles:
16. Or the Rolls-Royce of finger transportation:
17. The board game with the best jingle ever:
18. Quite possibly the most stressful game ever made:
20. An oven that uses a lightbulb but still somehow makes delicious, EZ food:
22. Tamagotchis, a fake pet that somehow still poops everywhere:
23. An even faker pet that still poops everywhere, Digimon:
27. Or just every art supply you ever need:
28. Or just these strange, strange things:
30. Or maybe Gak's strange, mutant cousin, Floam:
31. Sky Dancers, a fun toy that will also knock out your eye:
33. Or Legos. Choose your own adventure:
36. Any game with these guys in them:
37. A brand-new sports car:
39. A fresh, new pack of crayons hot off the presses:
40. Or a brand-spankin'-new pack of these bad boys:
41. A sweet-smelling Koosh:
42. The original digital camera:
45. A Skip-It, because everyone needs the "ball and chain" experience:
49. 24-carat jelly jewelry:
50. And a bunch of Beanie Babies, which will all definitely be worth thousands of dollars some day:
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