I think it's pretty safe to say a lot of you are anxiously awaiting The Hobbit to come out this weekend.
Now if for some reason you have no idea what this movie is, you may have been in a coma for several years. It's the prequel to the Lord of the Rings franchise, following some of your favorite characters before the epic series.
One of those characters, Gollum, is definitely a personal favorite. He's just ridiculously awesome and I always wondered what his life was away from chasing the ring. What would he do on a random Tuesday?
Well venture into my mind and see the interpretation I came up with.