The Big Reveal

Well better late Thursday than not at all.

My big revelation is...

That all people are related in some form to He-Man the Movie

Much like the "Six Degrees of Seperation of Kevin Bacon", over the next couple of week I will link anyone and anything to He-Man the live action movie. Now I promise you I will stretch the limits and go over the six degrees, but I also promise to blow your mind.

Prepare for a mindgasm...

THE ANNOUNCEMENT IS...

Well we had a snag. The internet at my casa went down til about now, so instead of giving you a half-you know what at it, it has been pushed back til tomorrow (Thursday). Did I just pull an Axl? Yes, but do I have a friend called Buckethead? Unfortunately no

COMING SOON...

Alright 979x Nation, I know I have been quite the slacker on the blog life. Heck I haven't even ragged on Crisco in awhile (Don't see that as a sign of weakness Crisco)

But the drought ends soon with an amazing revelation coming WEDNESDAY to the Lazy E Blog.


Stay Tuned

Phillies Phans and Sports Fans Alike Mourn

As a kid watching Phillies games all the way up to today, you always knew you were on the right channel by hearing one guy. Harry Kalas, announcer for the Phils for decades, the voice of NFL Films and Campbells Soup commercials, died in the broadcast booth yesterday while getting ready for an afternoon game in D.C. While it was a dark day for the fans, what a movie like way to go out as a Broadcaster.

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 1936-2009

When will Crisco stop?

Crisco showing his photography skills

SAN JOSE, Costa Rica (AP) -- New England Patriots star Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen reportedly were married again on Saturday.
Al Dia, a Costa Rican newspaper, reported Sunday that 50 guests attended the wedding in Santa Teresa, a beachside town.
French news agency Agence France-Presse reported that one of its photographers said a bodyguard for Bundchen shot at his car after he refused to give up his camera. Al Dia photographer Rolando Aviles says he was also in the car and has filed a police complaint. Nobody was hurt.
"I have no knowledge of the events being described," Don Yee, Brady's agent, told The Associated Press in an e-mail on Sunday night. "Additionally, security personnel have reported they do not have any knowledge of such an event. Given this, I have no other comment."
The newspaper said the Brazilian supermodel wore blue and the quarterback beige for the ceremony.
The couple were reportedly first married in the United States in February.

Way to ruin a wedding Crisco. With all complaints and large file emails, hit up Crisco@979x.com

Metallica's Rock'n Roll Hall of Fame Induction (FULL THING)

Check it out!

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=117546

Crisco: A Corporate Scandal?

http://www.979x.com/goout.asp?u=http://crisco979x.blogspot.com/

When you click the above link, you'll notice it's our resident D.J., Crisco's blog.

An blog that teaches and informs, I could respect that...til the March 30th entry.

If you notice, there's an image advertising photobucket. Now I know what most of you are thinking "Lazy E, it's just a corrupt image". Oh naive reader it's not your fault you can't see behind the smoke screen that is Crisco.

This is a blatant corporate selling trap and as a top investor in photobucket, Crisco should be ashamed.

In the blogs to follow, I plan on revealing the true colors of Crisco.

Detective E is on the case